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i need a new hair style but idk what to dooooo

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i figured out the solution to all life’s problems: get drunk
i’m so depressed
and I want to die
but i have alcohol in my; system and now i feel GREAT
like I can take on the world now

guys, talk to me in the ask box :( I’m a drunk lose r

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Valley of the Dolls (1967)

Valley of the Dolls (1967)

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Some guy came to fix the concrete steps on the house today and his name was Mortimer. The first thing that game to my mind was the Sims. Am I the only one who clearly is still psychologically effected by the Sims so many years after my addiction?


why you calling your future daughter a bitch though….


why you calling your future daughter a bitch though….





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“She had blue skin,
And so did he.
He kept it hid
And so did she.
They searched for blue
Their whole life through,
Then passed right by-
And never knew.”

Shel Silverstein
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1. How much did that cost?
IMO this is just as bad as asking someone how much money they make. Plus, some people have friends in the business who cut them deals. Nobody wants to put their artist in the spotlight like that. Regardless, it’s unacceptable to ask anyone about their financial situations.

2. Don’t you have trouble finding a job?
The irony of this question is that I always get asked this AT my actual place of work. So the answer should be pretty self explanatory. Plus, it’s just another one of those things that’s none of your damn business. You worry about your job situation and I’ll worry about mine.

3. You’ll regret that when you’re older.
I’m sorry, do I know you?

4. I just really don’t like tattoos.
And I really don’t like that hideous floral print on your shirt, but you don’t see me complaining. Since when do people think their opinions are so damn important?

5. What does that tattoo mean? It doesn’t mean anything? That’s strange…
Apparently, “I just like it” is an acceptable answer for everything EXCEPT for tattoos. I’m sorry. This isn’t Miami Ink. I don’t need a traumatic death to justify my decisions. Maybe I just fucking like it.

Working in customer service, I get asked questions about my tattoos by just about every single person. Even though it can get pretty boring answering the same questions all the time, I have no problem discussing tattoos with people who are genuinely interested. However, there are some people that are JUST PLAIN RUDE and unfortunately, they are the ones that inspired me to make this list. Hopefully I can educate a couple people who are unaware of the tattoo etiquette.

If you’re in AZ, get buzzed with me. This sh it is POTENT oMG

If you’re in AZ, get buzzed with me. This sh it is POTENT oMG

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